September 2010
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4 year old boy (Ryan) asks Hayley out!
Ryan: Hayley, I have an idea for the perfect date. Would you like to go to the Fun-Land Arcade, have dinner at Margaritaville and see a movie at the Grand Theater with me?
Hayley: Yes, I wanna do that! I do! (laughs) What movie, what movie do you wanna go see?
Ryan: I don't know.
Hayley: I..I don't know. (laughs)
Interviewer: He didn't write that down, he doesn't have that one. (laughs)
Ryan: Hayley, by now you know that I have a big crush crush crush on you. Will you be my girlfriend?
Hayley: (giggles) Well, will I be your girlfriend? Will you be my boyfriend?
Ryan: (nodds)
Hayley: Yeahh?! Then I'll be your girlfriend!
Ryan: (screams really loudly)
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“Chipotle you didn’t disappoint me I ate every bite.”
– Zac Farro
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“The Glee cover of The only Exception cant beat our version they cant hit...”
– Jeremy Davis
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“Crieky too then!”
– Hayley Williams
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The Beginning of Paramore
Hayley: "One day Josh came up to me at school and was like 'Do you wanna write with our band? I think we're gonna kick out our singer'"
Josh: "He was my best friend, Randal"
Hayley: "Haha yeah, he's kicked his best friend out of the band in hopes that I would be okay, he didn't even know if I was good or not, he just knew that I could sing."
Josh: "We needed a lead singer...Taylor had joined by then and Taylor hated Randal's voice, and so did our bass player and they were like 'dude, it's terrible, we gotta kick him out' and I was like okay but he's my best friend so you guys do it. So Taylor got on my screen name on AIM and kicked him out."
Hayley: "That's worse than breaking up with a girl over the phone or something, that's really sad."
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“Hi, I’m Hayley and I’m made up completely of internetz.”
– Hayley Williams
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Late people
Josh: What do you think about late people?
Jeremy: Think about what?
Josh: Late people.
Jeremy: Oh, Hayley? I think late people should all die.
Hayley: (screams)
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“Why won’t anybody look at me?”
– Josh Farro
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“Hey, I’m Jeremy and I play the baahhhssss.”
– Jeremy Davis
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“Sexy doesn’t have to be a tan blonde girl showing off her goodies.”
– Hayley Williams
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“There’s no place like home. And there’s no toilet like your own.”
– Taylor York
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“Hey everybody, my name is T! I live in Tennessee. In Nashville with my friends...”
– Taylor York’s rap :)
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“Ummm…I saw a cow”
– Josh Farro
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Cereal :)
Zac: Taylor and I don't like scary movies.
Taylor: We like cereal
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“Cheeseburgering! It doesn’t even have to make sense!”
– Zac Farro <3
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“Well. Um. Gonna get on an airplane. Anyone know any good songs about airplanes?”
– Taylor York
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“Hi, my name is Blue and I like Zac”
– Zac Farro 